spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Reblogged from pizza ✌

hotboyproblems:

how do hackers even hack people i forget my password on a weekly basis

Reblogged from pizza ✌

nernesis:

i don’t give a FUCK that your son is only FIVE YEARS OLD, HE can have a turn on the pony ride when HE is smart enough to bring a THREE POUND bag of QUARTERS to the WAL-MART

Reblogged from boogie time

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

Reblogged from the trees seem sad

Anonymous asked: how the fuk did u get into uchicago u genius

I DIDNT LOL but i follow their admissions tumblr bc its cute

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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Reblogged from Kandi Site

iwilltearthepetalsoffofyou:

twerkinwhitegirl:

a round of applause for this message

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EVER SINCE I HEARD THAT FUCKING SLUT-SHAMING SONG

Reblogged from Perfect Disaster